Friday, October 21, 2011

Gems He Gems.

Lecture: Risk Factors for Child Abuse & Neglect.
Title: Parental & Family Factors: Parental Gender

Teacher: What do they mean here by Parental Gender?
My Genius Classmate: Wo jo female mother aur male father hotay hain!
Teacher: *long stare*

Lecture: Study Skills

Shaz: Maryam, mujhe machar kaat gaya hai.

Me: ... Acha, Shaz.

Shaz (in a loud, flu-ey, half drunk voice): MERI BEHNIEN FORTRESS JA RAI HAIN AJ.

Me: Pagal, ahista bolo! Lecture's still going on =/

Shaz (louder still): Was I loud?

Me: ... Yes.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Daniyal Arain said...

Wo jo female mother aur male father hotay hain!


:P hahahah -

Maryam A. said...

Female mother hoti hai? qasam khao.