*Disclaimer: We're all racists.*
Me: I'M BROWN.
Brother: NO. I'M brown. You're...
Brother: Nai na. You're...
Brother: You're creamy!
Sid: HAN, creamy. Tum creamy si ho.
Me: Vut? You crazy, I would KILL to have a creamy complexion! I'm not at all creamy.
Sid: You are! You're totally creamy with a hint of chocolate.
Me: You're calling me kaali. Politely. You think I'm black.
Sid: No. If I wanted to call you kaali, I'd have said you look like Hershey's syrup.
Sid: Yes, like I'm banana paste with lots of milk.
Me: You're oriental.
Sid: YAYYYY, I'M ORIENTAL.
Me: You're like... Asian!
Brother: I hate Asians.
Me: I know.