Tuesday, June 21, 2011

21-Jun-11

Standing at the cafeteria, bad sad mad mood:

Random Girl: Uncle, MENTUS hai?
Cafe wala: Jee?
RG: MENTUS hai, MENTUS?
CW: MentOS? Nai jee... MENTOS nai hai.

She really made me laugh.
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Attendance at the hospital:

Psychologist: Maryam? She yes. Madiha? She naat. Sameet? She come.

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Diagnosis issues:

Me: The supervisor told me its Post-partum Depression, not Major Depression. 
Friend: What?!
Me: Jee. JAB BACHA HE NAI HUA TO KAHAY KA PARTUM?!
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Lovely psychologist at the hospital:

You sit. Client sit. Mother owt. Isolate.
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While telling lovely psychologist about my client:

Vut? Pseudo. Pseudo history. Pseudo drama. No prablum. Only act, behuda bakwas.

12 comments:

AcetylCholine said...

I LOVE YOUR LIFE.

Maryam said...

Times like these, I love it too =D

Maryam said...

Hahah, you're so cute. I love these spontaneous responds.

Opinionated Jaahil said...

Aisay psychologists hain tou hogaya becharay mareezon kaa ilaaj=\ ahahahaha

Rachit said...

hehe interesting :P

ovais said...

Why a psychologist :o
I did a paper on Major Depression once.
Funny, by the way :p

Maryam said...

Maryam: I haz too much inspiration ;)

O.Jahil: Haina. Socho.

Rachit: This is just a teaser =P

Ovais: What do you mean why a psychologist?

ovais said...

I was assuming that you're going to a psychologist, which is why you have them in your blog :o

Maryam said...

Ovais, I AM a psychologist =D

Haha I'm studying and in training =)

ovais said...

:o

What's the major field of psychology that you're going for?

Maryam said...

Clinical Psych =)

ovais said...

Ah okay.

Good luck =)