Saturday, February 27, 2010

Hey Ya

Such a SWEET song

Hey Ya - Karthik Calling Karthik

Yes, its cliched and not very original but the guy's voice is so pretty!


Friday, February 26, 2010

Diss =D

Maryam. says:
-censored- likes me, methinks.
Maryam. says:
She talks to meh like vee are frendz.
Maryam. says:
Maryam. says:
Her and I.
Molotov Bitch says:
She doesn't like me, meglads

Maryam. says:
Molotov Bitch says:
My blog, despite not being so disgustingly self-obsessed, has more hits than hers. Feels awesome.
Maryam. says:
You're not self-obsessed? =D
Maryam. says:
Maryam. says:
Maryam. says:
Molotov Bitch says:
I am but not shamelessly like her.
Molotov Bitch says:
Molotov Bitch says:
I don't talk like I'm sitting on a fucking throne.

Maryam says:

I do =D
Molotov Bitch says:
... I mean, ffs, why does she talk like every man on Earth is jacking off to her profile picture.
Maryam. says:
Hahaha muje nai pata but WOWZA
Maryam. says:

Maryam. says:
So apt.
Maryam. says:
I am luvving dis.
Maryam. says:
Dis is ozzum.


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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Its The Blah's Again.

So things are unbelievably monotonous.
As usual.
I have no life.
As usual.
My friends hate me.
No surprise there.
Nothing really seems to matter much anymore.
I hate this semester.
I know I've said it before.
I know, I know.
But that's why you love me, no? =P

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Cholestrol Overdose.

My nashta for today: green omelette sprinkled with mozeralla and cocktail sausages on the side.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Abhi Abhi

There's a place in Defence by the name of 'Splendid View Restaurant'. Its a tiny matchbox of a restaurant which looks out at the main road. Ironic much?!

Oh Wow =/

3.9 G.P.A.
Holy... crap.
Wtf. I should have stopped studying ages ago =D

Sunday, February 14, 2010


Sometimes I could just KILL my brothers for being such insensitive ASSES.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

I Feel So Grown-Up =D

So, I attended my first Parent Teacher Conference - as a parent substitute. For my sister.

Sid's Lit Teacher upon seeing me walk in after Sid:
"You're not her mother, I'm sure...?" half-scared, half-fascinated expression on her face.

Lol, it was fun getting Sid's report by her teachers... I got to know some stuff =D
But no juicy gossip - her teachers adore her *rolls eyes*

I loved her Media Sir's comment:
"S is a nice child... very quiet. Hm, very quiet in class. Bilkul sharatein nai karti *big beaming smile*"
I swear it was so hard not cracking up. Sharartein nai karti. She's in A LEVELS. Lol.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Annoying Much?

I'm not usually the possessive sort. But I HATE it when certain relatives use my personal stuff - cosmetics, perfume, jewellery, shoes even clothes despite them having all their stuff with them. Kuch kaho to agay se mun ban jata hai. And now she's gone and lost my favorite earrings and finished my favorite perfume. An older, married woman who happens to be a close relative. Dammit, I don't even have the money to buy more stuff! Blah. I know. I'm horrible.

Thursday, February 11, 2010


The first day, first class of semester 8, I dared ask my teacher a question, relevant to the course. I had no idea what she was talking about, where it came from and what the hell she wanted to get across. So I asked her the meaning of a sentence she spoke.. something to do with wilfully producing psychosomatic symptopms - a concept that flew over my head which was why I asked her what it meant in the first place.
After a long glare, the answer I got was
"Aap Freud se ja ke pochein, this is none of my concern".
Needless to say, I stared back. I was absolutely dumbfounded by her answer because frankly, no matter how bad my previous teachers have or have not been, I have never in my life received an answer like that. Even if they don't know the answer, they tell me they'll look it up and let me know.
But this woman. God. She dismissed my question, labeling it 'inappropriate and beside the point'. The whole class was stunned by her attitude. After that, I didn't make the mistake of asking her anything else.
Yesterday, my friends and I were having problems coming up with this stupid topic she gave us for our presentation and I had to go to her for help. I asked her if she could issue a book or two, because I could get nothing off the internet. After a series of long glares, she said that I was going about it wrong, probably never used the internet and didn't know how to search, wasn't creative, productive, blah blah. I gave up and came back to class.
This morning, a teacher who'd taught me in the previous semester told me that there were complaints about me in the whole of the department, and what had I done to get such vicious gossip started about me. I guessed the source and asked her if it was who I thought, and guess what? It was. The same teacher who took offense at my asking questions in class. Apparently, she's been going around all the staff rooms, asking my previous and current teachers what kind of a student I am in class, and what kind of grades I get. She claims - to ALL of my teachers including the Head of Department - that I'm incompetent, rude, stupid, un co-operative and a general nuisance. This is only the gist of what I heard today. She's started a personal vendetta against me in the staff room and is trying to get all of my teachers to believe that I should be black-listed.
I ask you.

What the HELL am I supposed to do?!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010


For some reason, I decided to go through my previous albums on Facebook. I thought it might be fun. I cannot begin to explain how WRONG I was.
The pictures are (waqai) HIDEOUS. HIDEOUS. Uff taubah. I have no idea why I uploaded those. I am HORRIFIED. Yes, the extra emphasis is needed.
I'm in shock.
What was I, blind?!
Haye Allah.

P.S. I deleted those albums, so no point in racing off gleefully to FB so you can point and laugh *evil look*


Survival of the fittest then, isn't it?

Friday, February 5, 2010

I Love UrbanDictionary =D

An incredibly beautiful and selfless person. Usually one who is very active and otherwise very fit and sexy. Smells like roses, jasmine, and orange blossom. She's a very smart person who is prone to success & happiness. she's chill, cool, hot, sexy, happy & always looks good no matter what.

A dreamy girl who makes an entire room light up with just a smile. Pure and innocent. Wonderful, funny, lovable and entertaining. Secretly lusted after by many people. A being of total perfection; flawless. Once you met her, she will linger in your thoughts and dreams- she is unforgettable. Addictive. Beautiful yet sexy. Has been known to 'put a spell' on the people that she meets, making them obsess over her. Has a mysterious aura.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Guru Baba