Around 2 a.m. last night,
Sid *hoarse/sleepy voice*: Meri taang pe beth jao.
Me *staring like she'd lost it* : Pagal ho gai ho?
And she was asleep.
This morning, when she came back from school, she went like:
"Raat ko meri taang itni ajeeb si hui wi thi, isliye kaha tha beth jao us per."
Me: Kya matlab, wo numbing se pain ho rai thi?
Sid: Nai, wo khud se hilti ja rai thi, it was moving involuntarily.
*Maryam staring at Sid in pure disbelief*
*wild, cackling laughter issuing from Maryam. Still is*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT? WHAT?
Sid: Han na, mein jab be sonay legti thi, *prrrriiinnnggg* idr ja rai hoti thi, *prrrriiinnnggg* udr ja rai thi.
... Can I just please say I'm rolling on the floor laughing.