Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Possessed Leg.

Around 2 a.m. last night,

Sid *hoarse/sleepy voice*: Meri taang pe beth jao.

Me *staring like she'd lost it* : Pagal ho gai ho?


And she was asleep.

This morning, when she came back from school, she went like:

"Raat ko meri taang itni ajeeb si hui wi thi, isliye kaha tha beth jao us per."

Me: Kya matlab, wo numbing se pain ho rai thi?

Sid: Nai, wo khud se hilti ja rai thi, it was moving involuntarily.

*Maryam staring at Sid in pure disbelief*

*wild, cackling laughter issuing from Maryam. Still is*


Sid: Han na, mein jab be sonay legti thi, *prrrriiinnnggg* idr ja rai hoti thi, *prrrriiinnnggg* udr ja rai thi.

... Can I just please say I'm rolling on the floor laughing.


Sidra said...

A) You dramatized the whole thing! =p
B) I'm officially a crazed lunatic. :)

Ubaid said...

hahahahahahaha... this was the best post ever!!

Americanising Desi said...


Haris Gulzar said...

I'd love to know what came first to your mind when you heard "meri taang pe baith jao" :-P

Marina said...


Anonymous said...

haha! funny.