Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sharif brothers declared ineligible, Shahbaz no more Punjab CM

And OFCOURSE the logical response to that is to destry everything in sight. Traffic jams all over Lahore, the roads are blocked, everything's being closed up. Yes, that's obviously how Pakistanis react to crisis situations. Makes sense, no?

My mom's out to pick my sister up from somewhere and they're still not back. And I can't watch the news anymore, its making me crazier with worry.

Someone help me understand. WHAT do we gain fom this? Apne aap ko tor phor ke kya milta hai in logon ko? I swear, this is us at our absolute worst. And apparently, there's no solution.

I heard they're setting fire to car tires. And breaking windows everywhere. And belting stones at anything that moves.

Sometimes, I hate my country. I don't care how that sounds. Sometimes I just do.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Re: Pun Intended.

Anushay Qaiser sometimes I HATE your guts. And sometimes the things you do make me want to do to you what YOU do to me with that emotican (you know which) =P
Like your first blog post.

*I hearts you muchly*

Monday, February 23, 2009


We've started the quantitative scoring of the test. Its really fun. Very confusing, but fun nonetheless. We come up with scores that classify everyone above the normal limit lol. That was a nice way to say every single person whose responses we score is abnormal =D

Oh and Minerva, I'll email you the test soon =)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Need Comments Plis.

This is a school project - my sister's. So I need you all to please comment here:

If you want to check out their website:

They worked really, really hard on this and all feedback is appreciated.
Thank you.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Angrezi Redefined.

My GOD, this woman gets more and more amazing with every class. Yes, its the cognitive teacher again.

While dictating
*I'm going to be a little bit speedy*

About Aristotle
*He was a person. And a Greek philosopher.*
(How absolutely illuminating.)

*Knowledge can be get from experience - good or bad*
(We didn't get any knowledge from our bad experience with YOU.)

Reading out John Locke's association law
*Wut this line meanings?*

Explaining the law
*There are a lot many things in environments.*

Friday, February 20, 2009

This Is Such An 'AW' Kid =D

*door slams loudly*

Moosa sahab (3 year old neighbour, absolute LOVE and pretty much family member since he was born) saunters in and stops in the lounge. Apparently perceiving the house empty, starts wandering here and there, looking for ay hoomun. (I was in the kitchen and his back was towards me, he didn't see me while coming in. Mom was out, Haider and Sid were both asleep.)

Looks in at Haider sleeping. Looks in on Sid sleeping. Comes back to the lounge and sees the computer screen glowing. Stares fascinated, this wicked smile forming on his (Mashallah) adorable face.

Peeks here and there and slowly proceeds towards the computer - which, by the way, is completely off limits to him and he KNOWS it. Approaches the keyboard and slowwwwwwwwlllyyyyyyyy presses a key and quickly backs away. Spots me almost immediately after that, grinning at him.

Bursts into manic laughter and runs towards me, hugging me tight, with his arms around my neck.

Whispers in my ear, "Mujhe laga ghal pe toi be nai hai. Meine tamputal ta button badaya hai tyunkay mein shamjha mein atleley hun" - more manic laughter. This time with me joining in.

Hahahaha he's such a LOVE.

Thursday, February 19, 2009


Has any one of you seen the new Tarang ad? Taubah. It has serious sexual undertones =/

It should carry a warning; 'Explicit Content. Perverts, keep away.'


According to Sid, "Ye bohat GALAT ad hai."

I happens to agrees. Yas.


Anyone interested in Rotter's Incomplete Sentence Blank? I need two subjects, one male, one female, both EXACTLY 25 years of age.

Meri saari teachers pagal ho gai hain.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Gems 3

The new Cognitive Psychology teacher:

"I say you, staap it."

"If you percept something wrang i say, interpret me."

(Presenting the class with an amazing example of analogue representation)
"Take a map. Vut do you see on map? You see many things."

And THEN she has the guts to say, "I tolerate no spell mistakes in paper. I will cut paper. Don't spell mistakes."

So all we have to do in the paper is NOT spell 'mistakes'.

I LOVE her. Seriously.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Oh Lord.

So I'm pretty sure I passed my 5th. Lol. Result up in two weeks, probably.
6th semester. Doesn't sound too good. Why, you ask? Well, check THIS out:

Major I - Cognitive Psychology
Major II - Applied Statistics
Major III - Psychological Disorders
Major IV - Testing

Oh Lord. OH HELP!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

There Are Bad Days....

...And then there are days that make you wonder why. You hear about people dying, about families not remaining families...and all you can think of is "Thank GOD its not me". Human, I guess. No blame there.

I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm slightly...dazed.

My mother's Khala died today. She was over a hundred years old and had Alzhiemer's. But she had her moments. She would remember everyone. And talk and laugh. She was loved.

A couple days ago, a friend called and told me that her Bhabi gave birth to a little baby girl - and she weighed only 3 pounds. She asked me to pray for the baby. Today, she called and told me the baby died.

It makes you wonder why.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

I Should Go Bald.

According to Jaahil and the woman-who-betrayed-me-and-sided-with-jaahil, I should go bald.

Pehle Jaahil and I:

Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
yaar tu na.
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
ganji hoja=d

Maryam says:
Maryam says:
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
i will defintely get a hot shia guy
Maryam says:
if i go ganji
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
Maryam says:

Then Anushay joins in:

Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
yaar. maryam should go bald
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
HAWT concentrate
Anushay. says:
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
i swear.
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
khoobsuurtee ke INTEHA. matlab ** ka bf ussko chorr ka
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:
Sanaa~TakeMeOnATripI'dLikeToGoSomeday- says:

Yes, my friends do love me. Quite a bit.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009


Maryam says:
mota alu pich pich pich
Maryam says:
anarkali day vich vich vich
Maryam says:
utoon ai bus
Maryam says:
mota gaya phas
Anushay. says:
Maryam says:
motay ne lagaya zor
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
Maryam says:
mota ho gya kamzoor
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
Maryam says:


So, my Research viva went AWESOME. As it should have - I did 90% of the work so yay! Haha. Its a nice day today. Pleasantly cool. I love Lahore in this weather, its so beautiful. And finally, FINALLY my 5th semester is over and done with. This has seriously been the worst ever semester. I really hope the next ones are better.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009


Let. Me. Have. A. Life. Of. My. Own.

Its not so hard. Try dealing with it. Can you?

Wat R They Mean?


This is what you do every single time. And I am freaking SICK of it. I hate it when you do this. Why do you do it to me? You know, you KNOW how much I hate it. And still you take everything out on me. You know how I feel about it, you can SEE it on my fucking FACE, can't you? What the hell do I have to do to make you understand?

If you're angry at him, take it out on HIM. Why does it have to be me? I do everything you ask me to, every, single, FUCKING THING. And then you say "You never listen". How can you say that to ME?

Fuck this. Stay that way. I will too.

I know things will be alright tomorrow. But I also know you'll do it again.

Monday, February 9, 2009

The 4 Tag.

I was tagged by Ubaid.

4 Places I go to Over and Over Again:

  • My Bathroom =P
  • The Drawing Room
  • The Kitchen
  • My Blog - lol. Shut up, all of you. It IS my place.

4 People Who Mail Me Regularly:

  • Fatima Mukhtar
  • Rabia Khan
  • Ali Ghafoor
  • YouTube Service =P

4 of My Favourite Places to Eat (Apart from Home):

  • Copper Kettle
  • CTC
  • Nando's
  • Pizza Hut

4 Places I'd Rather Be Now:

  • At a friend's place
  • At my cousin's
  • At another cousin's

4 Favourite T.V. Shows:

(Okay, I have really cheap taste in T.V. stuff, so no judging. Thankyous plis.)

  • Grey's Anatomy
  • American Idol
  • Gossip Girl
  • The O.C. (I couldn't think of anything else)

4 People I Would Like To Tag:


You know those days, when everything seems touched with that special magic? This is one of those days.

Makes you all happy and glowy inside. Yes, it does.


I need books to feel slightly human again. I can't even remember the last time I went to Readings and THAT thought scares me more than a little. So, I need suggestions.


Saturday, February 7, 2009

Gems 2

Anushay : I am a BABE MAGNET.
Anushay: Hahahaha dude i can't help it
Anushay: they just el oh ve eeh.

I can only stare.


Anushay. says:
dude i m like waiting for you to ask something
Anushay. says:
and you are like not
Anushay. says:
so i m still waiting
Anushay. says:
so i hope u realise soon what you have to ask me
Anushay. says:
and i won't tell you what
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
i m not even HINTING anything
Maryam says:
okay fine i give up tell me what it is
Anushay. says:
no i m not telling
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
you are like suppose to know
Anushay. says:
i m so not telling
Maryam says:
nai pata na
Maryam says:
Anushay. says:
Maryam says:
na sai
Maryam says:
mein ja rai hun
Anushay. says:
oh okay.
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
what excuse now?
Maryam says:
ke you're not telling me
Anushay. says:
leh stupids
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
dafa ho mein nai bata rai
Anushay. says:
chawal girlfrnd na ho to
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
choti si?
Anushay. says:
uf i just GAVE you a hint
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
Anushay. says:
before your =(
Maryam says:
chawal girlfriend?
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
THAT was your hint
Maryam says:
you are...girlfriend?
Maryam says:
kisi ki?
Maryam says:
Anushay. says:
Anushay. says:
*shoots herself*
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
acha bata do na!
Anushay. says:
fuck u shut up
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
Anushay. says:
Maryam says:
Maryam says:
Maryam says:


Me: Yar, bhar mein jaye. Meine nai milna.
Anushay: Poor guy. Fell in love with a stone.


Ali: I'm running around and texting you.
Me: Running around? Why?
Ali: I'm dad's wardrobe manager and he's a total diva.

Friday, February 6, 2009


I forgot this part. We have an answer sheet of about 24 pages. TWENTY ** FOUR PAGES. That's not a joke.

And apparently, people in my class DIE if they don't fill at least THIRT FOUR EFFING PAGES. Today's paper? We got 6 questions for 3 marks each, and 1 question for 9 marks. The 9 mark one was obviously supposed to be written in detail but the 3 mark questions? It was CLEARLY specified "Describe the following theories very briefly" - wih 'very briefly' underlined twice. Any retard could figure out that means WRITE. LESS.

Oh but NOOOO, thee HORROR! AFCOURSE they cannot write less, their fingers would fall off! Today, I asked a friend of mine WHY she asked for about 5 more extra shits and she goes "jab tak mein sara kuch yad kiya hua na likhun, meri tasallee nai hoti."

I was *insert blank, emo stare*

I will never understand why. Never.

I really need to get out. I wanna go to Karachi. Or Islamabad.
(I think we established quite long ago my tendency for uncontrolled bursts of random bakwas. No excuses for this one, plis)


I was SO right.
I didn't ask for any extra shits.


This is testimony. To the fact that I am crazy. Certifiable. My paper will start around 9 and OF COURSE, studying is exactly what I shouldn't be doing, yes?
I know what'll happen. I do. I'll know the answers to about 2 questions out of 5. And the rest I'll make up. And the other girls? "MISS! Sheet day dein! Sheet day dein! Sheet! Sheet! Sheet! Shee..."

SHIT. Shit is what I will feel like. I think in my entire university life, I've had to ask for a sheet...twice? Yes. Two times...ONLY. As for the rest of them, two times is when they HAVEN'T asked for an extra sheet... I think in their entire lives.

Kya likhti hain, yar. Yes, I'm jealous, but they're CRAZIER than I am! I mean, WHO writes 10 pages (no exaggeration, swear) for a 5 mark question?! Insane, I tell you! Or maybe, I just don't write enough. As far as I'm concerned, 1 page is more than enough for a 5 mark question. I make things up good =)

Sheet do, sheet do. Shit lo. Whatever.
I are sign off!

P.S. Wish me luck. I need it.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Foto-Blog 2.

Some stuff I've been experimenting with...

I like this. Even if certain people don't. Lol.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Ali is Wit.

Ali: Oh hey, why didn't you blogpost what I said last night?
Me: Um... I forgot what you said?
Ali: OH okay, I said "Its a vicious circle...."

Lol, I just HAD to post that one first =P

"Its a vicious circle that goes round and round and keeps on circling."

I still don't remember the other one =P

Sunday, February 1, 2009

I Have A Choleric Temperament.

I am a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, I am reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. I want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

I posses a sharp and keen intellect. My mind is my primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep me down. My energy can break down any wall.
I'm an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives me an intoxicating power over others.

At my worst, I'm a narcissist. Full of myself and even proud of my faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, I know what I think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, I often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Blogthings loves me.
And the last few lines just MADE my day =D


Resham Is Your Soulmate
You truly love Bia.

You consider Sanaa your true friend.

You know that Sidra is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Mona for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Anushay is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Beenish is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Ali is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Ali changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Yasir is shy and non-confrontational. And that Yasir has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?

This is so disturbing.